I can do some kind of cool trailer effect text. How much I charge for it will vary greatly depending on what sort of text you want. I'd love to mail you for more information, but I don't have any stamps.
- The Great Szalam
(The 'Great' stands for 'Not So Great, in fact, Extremely Humble')
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