**[Evan Robinson]** *"As it turns out, no animation presets or expressions like wiggle(1,000) will change anything. Any one know why?*

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I'm assuming you're applying the expression to the position property.

Wiggle takes multiple parameters or arguments.

You can make it work with the following 2 parameters:

1) frequency

2) amount.

So the expression you quote (wiggle (1,000) means wiggle 1 time per second, zero amount. Its not wiggling any distance.

Here are some references for the expression language:

http://www.jjgifford.com/expressions/index.html
http://motionscript.com/