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Charlie Austin
Yes, this is off topic. But it's funny, especially for audio folks. :-)
on Apr 2, 2013 at 12:41:17 am


UNIVERSAL AUDIO RELEASES "UAD SIMPLICITY" LINE OF PLUG-INS


— Streamlined Plug-Ins Dramatically Ease the Learning Curve for Recording and Mixing Audio —

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David Mathis
Re: Yes, this is off topic. But it's funny, especially for audio folks. :-)
on Apr 2, 2013 at 1:00:55 am

Funny :)


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David Lawrence
Re: Yes, this is off topic. But it's funny, especially for audio folks. :-)
on Apr 2, 2013 at 1:57:49 am

Nice! But I prefer something a bit more transparent sounding ;)

http://www.fullscaleav.com/transparenator

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Charlie Austin
Re: Yes, this is off topic. But it's funny, especially for audio folks. :-)
on Apr 2, 2013 at 2:04:26 am

[David Lawrence] "Nice! But I prefer something a bit more transparent sounding ;)

http://www.fullscaleav.com/transparenator
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Cool! I plan to order both right away!

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David Lawrence
Re: Yes, this is off topic. But it's funny, especially for audio folks. :-)
on Apr 2, 2013 at 8:53:57 pm

[Charlie Austin] "Cool! I plan to order both right away!"

Excellent! And once you've delivered that perfect mix, make sure you have this to insure you get the ultimate in perfect playback fidelity!

http://www.lessloss.com/blackbody-p-200.html

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Chris Harlan
Re: Yes, this is off topic. But it's funny, especially for audio folks. :-)
on Apr 2, 2013 at 2:33:56 am

Dual bypass! What a great product! If you know anyone at the company, I've got a quote for hem that you can pass along:

Nothing, absolutely nothing, makes my sound sound more like my sound than the Transparenator. Nothing.


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Chris Harlan
Re: Yes, this is off topic. But it's funny, especially for audio folks. :-)
on Apr 2, 2013 at 2:35:17 am

hammertime! LOL. SUCH A DEAL.


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Charlie Austin
Re: Yes, this is off topic. But it's funny, especially for audio folks. :-)
on Apr 2, 2013 at 3:12:33 am

[Chris Harlan] "hammertime! LOL. SUCH A DEAL."

My favorite paragraph:

Because UAD Simplicity plug-ins feature no knobs, controls, buttons, or any other plausible way to adjust their sound, they've been designed with onboard MPUP™ (Most Popular User Preset) Technology. This technology removes hours of guesswork, giving users the single sound that best represents the complex, almost infinite possibilities of 50-year old classic analog recording equipment.

It's the perfect compliment to FCP X! ;-)

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Chris Harlan
Re: Yes, this is off topic. But it's funny, especially for audio folks. :-)
on Apr 2, 2013 at 3:18:52 am

[Charlie Austin] "This technology removes hours of guesswork, giving users the single sound that best represents the complex, almost infinite possibilities of 50-year old classic analog recording equipment.
"


Here's some tag lines:

When you can have the absolute best, why would you want all the rest?

Choice--what a waste of time.


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Charlie Austin
Re: Yes, this is off topic. But it's funny, especially for audio folks. :-)
on Apr 2, 2013 at 4:02:46 am

[Chris Harlan] "Choice--what a waste of time."

Winner! lol

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Joseph W. Bourke
Re: Yes, this is off topic. But it's funny, especially for audio folks. :-)
on Apr 2, 2013 at 1:43:46 pm

Here's what they should have written, in the the interest of truth in advertising:

Because UAD Simplicity plug-ins feature no knobs, controls, buttons, or any other plausible way to adjust their sound, they've been designed with onboard FIIK™ (***ked If I Know) Technology. This technology removes hours of learning, and years of experience, giving users the ability to click between dozens of presets that they wouldn't understand if they tripped over them. You can check your brain at the door!

Joe Bourke
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TImothy Auld
Re: Yes, this is off topic. But it's funny, especially for audio folks. :-)
on Apr 2, 2013 at 3:18:02 pm

Sadly this seems to be where the train is going. In a few years time our only choices might be to get on the train or become financial consultants.

Tim


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Joseph W. Bourke
Re: Yes, this is off topic. But it's funny, especially for audio folks. :-)
on Apr 2, 2013 at 4:00:41 pm

I hope you're wrong, Tim, but the train is definitely headed that way in certain portions of the industry, especially those where you might have a one-person show, such as a media manager/marketing person who is pressured to do everything in-house. In that case, the pressure to have a mindless button that makes an effect, tweaks the audio, outputs a codec, and anything else which can be built to give options, is real. As long as the end product is ok, the person will keep his/her job, and the vaguely acceptable final result will go to the web, device, or wherever...

I've been doing quite a bit of work lately for production houses who might have editors on staff with a bit of knowledge of effects, but not the ability to do the higher end stuff. I still find that in most cases, they prefer the custom effects to the built-in stuff they might find in Motion, or straight plugins and template based software. That's not to say it's bad - in some cases I've told the producer that we can cut the budget a bit by buying a template and then tweaking it, but they generally prefer the custom stuff...

Joe Bourke
Owner/Creative Director
Bourke Media
http://www.bourkemedia.com


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Charlie Austin
Re: Yes, this is off topic. But it's funny, especially for audio folks. :-)
on Apr 2, 2013 at 7:19:52 pm

While I wait for the internet to un-break, I found another must have accessory!

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/299138_10151330984591174_420884...

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Joseph W. Bourke
Re: Yes, this is off topic. But it's funny, especially for audio folks. :-)
on Apr 2, 2013 at 7:28:29 pm

That's great, Charlie! I believe it's supposed to go with the "H2O Stomp Box".

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Charlie Austin
Re: Yes, this is off topic. But it's funny, especially for audio folks. :-)
on Apr 2, 2013 at 7:33:29 pm

[Joseph W. Bourke] "That's great, Charlie! I believe it's supposed to go with the "H2O Stomp Box"."

LOL.. Yes, it is!

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