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Mark Suszko
How to improve on a Cohen Brothers movie
on Jan 10, 2010 at 7:01:53 pm

Do this:

http://www.runleiarun.com/lebowski/

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The Big Lebowski, done in the style of The Bard.


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Mark Suszko
Re: How to improve on a Cohen Brothers movie
on Jan 10, 2010 at 7:11:22 pm

THE KNAVE
Hark, now bowls Jack Smoke.

WALTER
Thou cross’st the line!

JACK SMOKE
Your pardon, noble sir?

WALTER
Thou cross’st the line, Jack Smoke, O cavalier,
As clearly demarcated in our rules,
In tumbling past the throw. ‘Tis play most foul.

JACK SMOKE
But see the pins struck down in fair play’s course!
Knave, mark thou mine eight pins; mark it eight.

WALTER
Not eight but l’ouef; you’ll mark it nought, O Knave,
And so we carry on to the next frame.

JACK SMOKE
Peace, Sir Walter!

WALTER
Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws.


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