"The honey badger of timelines"
by Greg Andonian on May 8, 2012 at 12:39:53 am
In his article about PPro CS6, David Lawrence referred to the CS6 timeline as "The Honey Badger of Timelines", with a link to a YouTube video about the honey badger.
That made me curious so I watched the video- and judging by what I keep hearing, and after using CS6 myself, I must say I think it was a good analogy...
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"THAT'S our fail-safe point. Up until here, we still have enough track to stop the locomotive before it plunges into the ravine... But after this windmill it's the future or bust."
Re: "The honey badger of timelines" by Aindreas Gallagher on May 8, 2012 at 12:13:34 pm
there! - see the honeybadger? look at look it! look! its just eating all that h264. red - my god its just eating it. eww. that is so disgusting. but the honey badger doesn't care, see? the HoneyBadger just doesn't care. the honey badger just eats it right up.
exact same style voiceover, and violins, only this time its over a single ominous zoom in on the premiere timeline. the casual viewer will have no idea what is going on. NONE.
that is a premium ad campaign right there. premium mental maybe. but premium.
Re: "The honey badger of timelines" by Greg Andonian on May 9, 2012 at 5:55:21 am
"What's THAT in it's mouth?!"
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"THAT'S our fail-safe point. Up until here, we still have enough track to stop the locomotive before it plunges into the ravine... But after this windmill it's the future or bust."
Re: "The honey badger of timelines" by Chris Conlee on May 9, 2012 at 11:25:45 pm
...but little did the honey badger know, he'd been stuuunngg! He'd been bit. And as he continued to eat that thing, the venom slowly coursed thru his veins and he passed out...
Re: "The honey badger of timelines" by Greg Andonian on May 10, 2012 at 12:11:45 am
Chris Conlee...but little did the honey badger know, he'd been stuuunngg! He'd been bit. And as he continued to eat that thing, the venom slowly coursed thru his veins and he passed out...
"But look at this- the honey badger is gonna pass out for a few minutes, then it's gonna get right back up and start eating again."
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"THAT'S our fail-safe point. Up until here, we still have enough track to stop the locomotive before it plunges into the ravine... But after this windmill it's the future or bust."
Re: "The honey badger of timelines" by Walter Soyka on May 10, 2012 at 2:10:26 am
[Michael Hancock]"Is Randall the Honey Badger going to be Premiere's Bruce the Yak, then?"
Who will be the first to make him their avatar?
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Re: "The honey badger of timelines" by Chris Harlan on May 10, 2012 at 2:11:33 am
[Michael Hancock]"Is Randall the Honey Badger going to be Premiere's Bruce the Yak, then?
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Oh, I think so. It'll chase cobras onto the screen and swear a lot, and bazitch about how it does all the work and the jackals just follow it around and pick up the pieces. Then it will pass out on your screen, and if you don't jiggle he cursor for the five minutes its asleep, it'll get up and drag one of your clips off with it.
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