I 'd like an easy job that pays about 300K

	I 'd like an easy job that pays about 300K by David Roth Weiss on Oct 7, 2007 at 11:24:51 pm I'm ready to start immediately. Respond to this post   •   Return to posts index

	Without prejudice Re: I 'd like an easy job that pays about 300K by Mads Nybo Jorgensen on Oct 10, 2007 at 10:10:54 pm Dear Mr. Roth Weiss. Thank you very much for attending the interview at our offices in 1999. We we're very impressed with your knowledge about a lot of nothings. As promised, we had a vote, and you were found to have the best synergy with our internal policies. It is there for a pleasure to offer you the Sunday part-time position, with the working hours from 5AM to 6AM at the agreed sum of 300,000.00 Vietnamese Dong. As agreed, you will like everybody else pay your own travel, health insurance, lunch, holidays, pension + soap and toilet paper - you will in turn have a believable well paid job, that will give no satisfaction - but much better than anything else you'll be offered at that fantastic rate. Your Sincerely Mads PS: Since the security goes home on Friday evenings, we will need you to arrive early and stay in the office until the time of start of your hours - and when finished at Sunday 6AM, we expect you to wait for the same security, who is back on Monday mornings at 9AM. If the relationship develops successfully, we will consider allowing you at your cost to make an extra set of keys. All the Best Mads London, UK Mac Million Ltd. - HD Production & Editing Blog: http://blog.myspace.com/bigflopproductions Respond to this post   •   Return to posts index

	Re: Without prejudice I 'd like an easy job that pays about 300K by David Roth Weiss on Oct 11, 2007 at 5:00:03 am [Mads Nybo Jorgensen] "It is there for a pleasure to offer you the Sunday part-time position, with the working hours from 5AM to 6AM at the agreed sum of 300,000.00 Vietnamese Dong." Thank you for your generous offer Mr. Jorgensen, however, due to constant raping and pillaging by your people since the early bronze age, I will require remuneration of 300K per year in Euros, preferably payable in gold bullion please. I am ready to begin this coming Sunday after the receiving a small downpayment of 65% upfront. I very much look forward to working with you. Sincerely, DRW David Roth Weiss Director/Editor David Weiss Productions, Inc. Los Angeles POST-PRODUCTION WITHOUT THE USUAL INSANITY™ A forum host of Creative COW's Business & Marketing, and Indie Film & Documentary forums. Respond to this post   •   Return to posts index

	Re: Without prejudice I 'd like an easy job that pays about 300K by Mads Nybo Jorgensen on Oct 15, 2007 at 10:13:32 am Dear Mr. Roth Weiss. Just to clarify; "Our People" never raped and pillaged. We went for a fishing trip and got lost! As a result we were allowed to spread love and understanding, and in return "your people" offered us gifts and warm comforts. As it is, someone with equal experience, a couple of Emmy's + 1 Oscar offered to the job for 250,000 Vietnamese Dongs + also that of the security guard (Sadly, under those circumstances we've had to let the old security go.) - Still negotiating about the cleaning elements. However, if you're willing to do the Sunday shift, security from Monday to Sunday and the daily cleaning for 225,000 Vietnamese Dong's, then the job can still be yours. And as a bonus, we'll also allow you to receive some "love and understanding" from our re-enactment society. How about that? All the Best Mads London, UK Mac Million Ltd. - HD Production & Editing Blog: http://blog.myspace.com/bigflopproductions Respond to this post   •   Return to posts index

	Re: Without prejudice I 'd like an easy job that pays about 300K by Mads Nybo Jorgensen on Oct 22, 2007 at 10:24:39 am Dear Mr. Jon Zanone. Thank you very much for your input. Sadly, as it is, 25& of nil is minus 25% (in my book anyway ;-) so for you in order to gain the job, you would have to pay me for the privilege of attending our offices. We would also require proof that you've got your own employee and liability insurance. Since HD is no-where to be found, you'll have to make do with 1/3rd of a CRT + a B/W license for viewing - we can, nearer to the time discuss whether the 1/3 is the part with subtitles or what ever you prefer? (Our last employee liked the checker board masking - which works really well for Black & White TV viewing) And yes, provided you don't feed Eve, the dog, the apples, you can have a box of those too. Yours Sincerely Mads Please watch our latest video on Data Protection at Respond to this post   •   Return to posts index

	Re: Without prejudice I 'd like an easy job that pays about 300K by Mads Nybo Jorgensen on Oct 23, 2007 at 9:39:09 pm [Jon Zanone] "will you accept New England farthings as payment?" Does those come as liquid or frozen ones? We could maybe make some additional dongs out of filming the delivery? Maybe with Mr. Roth Weiss watching - I could then hire you both... :-) All the Best Mads PS: How serious we're making this forum appear :-D Respond to this post   •   Return to posts index