Got Cow? Mailman consoling but empty handed...

I've been cryin' on my mailman's shoulder for days... Where o' where is my cow??? If I was livin' on some remote piece o' tundra I'd understand the extended delay... Where is my creative cow magazine??

Obviously I am in a state of deep procrastination and really feel the mag would be a terrific boon to perpetuating my current state of leaving unfinished a really tedious task at hand.


- Jane