I didn't go and see Battleship over the weekend. I also don't really have much intention on EVER seeing Battleship, unless I'm bored at 2 AM on a Wednesday in 2015 and FX happens to be playing it.
Anyway, I did find this amusing, though. It's every line of dialogue from Rhianna in the film. They certainly didn't ask a lot from her, haha.
I've always been of the school of thought that if you have a big budget movie and you cast a musician in their first time acting role in the film, you've probably got a terrible movie. And I mean more than just a cameo, because, well... Alice Cooper in Wayne's World... gotta love that! (It's actually pronounced Milly-wuak-kay). I'm sure there's exceptions, but they
usually just seem like stupid cash grabs to me. But I'm sure LL Cool J's career proves me wrong.
Well, here's the link to the Vulture article, but I'll just copy and paste her dialogue below as well. Kentucky Fried Chicken!
http://www.vulture.com/2012/05/read-every-line-rihanna-says-in-battleship.h...
"What's wrong with you drama queen?
"Get up princess! Come on!"
"Typical"
"Shut up. Shut up."
"Oh, this gon' be sweet. He hates the man."
"You go mess with him and see what happens!"
"Chicken!"
"Kentucky Fried Chicken!"
"You look like Colonel Sanders, actually."
"Yo Saunders, ever been in a department run by some kind of Donald Trump/Mike Tyson mutant combo?"
"Nothing, sir."
"If you did, it was only in reference to the fact the you both project great physical intensity, sir."
"I got something sir, on my camera."
"I don’t know."
"Is this some kind of exercise?"
"You ever seen anything like this?"
"Weird, man."
"Real bad idea, Lieutenant."
"Lieutenant, get up."
"Lieutenant."
"Come on, you with me?"
"Come on, squared away?"
"What the hell is that?"
"Ahhhhhhh!"
"Ahhhhhhh!"
"What happened?"
"What?"
"Who’s in charge?"
"Fire control’s offline. I need three minutes."
"(Heavy sigh)"
"My dad said they’d come. Said it my whole life. He said one day we’d find them, or they’d find us. Know what else he said? He said, I hope I aint around when that day comes."
"No sir!"
"Nothing sir, nothing."
"Yo, hey!"
"Come on, come on, come on."
"Mahalo, motherfu—"
"What the hell is that?"
"Sir."
"Roger, Echo 1-1."
"Box 24. Ready to fire."
"India 3-7, locked."
"Sir, we’re hot over here. We’re good to go, let’s light ‘em up."
"Tango 1-9, loaded."
"Whiskey 2-5."
"Negative, sir, it’s moving all over the place. I can’t get a line on it."
"Sucker’s really jumping around."
"40 minutes sir."
"Contact is seven minutes out and closing fast."
"Contact two miles out."
"Contact ETA 21 seconds."
"Boom."
"Yeah!"
"Get up!"
"Let’s go!"
"Go, go, go!"
"Yes, sir."
"Oh yes sir."
"Awesome."
"Sir, we’ll be in weapons range in 5 minutes."
"Aimed at target."
"Sir, that’s the wrong direction!"
"Sir."
"Coordinates."
"Elevation."
"Come on, take the picture, Beast."
"Navy!"
"Come on, Hopper!"
"Look dapper!"
