Re: Ultimate sample typical contract for newbies

This would be even funnier if it wasn't so rooted in reality!




My proposed adds:

Dummy shall also supply, without reimbursement, all recording tapes, discs, and/or digital storage consumables including but not limited to batteries, stage and/or gaffers tape, plus provide location client seating, sun coverage (tents), sunblock (SPF 40 minimum) as well as provide ample craft services for cast, crew, executives; specifically including but not limited to parents, in-laws, boy/girl friends, out-of-state relatives, and anyone else the Client chooses to attempt to impress by inviting to the set.

Finally, if said video project achieves any measure of success, the client - regardless of how diligently they worked to sabotage, undermine, or prevent the successful completion of the project - reserves the irrevocable right to refer to the resulting work as "MY video" irrespective of how little they actually contributed to the successful completion of same.