Sorry, Chad, a rare bout of canine conscience means I must confess that it was I -- the nefarious Cowdog! -- that leaked the plot and absconded with the box of cow treats; hatching the plot out here in my doghouse in the backyard on my Tandy TRS80 and 1200 baud modem!
Mooo-ahh-ahh-haaa!!!
Yer pal,
a clandestine Cowdog
